As any fanboy knows, the Watchman's Rorschach's mask changes patterns based on his emotions. In this behind the scenes exclusive, the visual effects wizards reveal how they are able to accomplish this trick so you'll be able to enthrall your friends with your acumen at the comic books store. Click this to read my previous Watchmen take.
I'd rather drink acid than watch the Academy Awards. Why so serious? Short answer: there's no horror film category. Don't horror movies merit Oscars? If animated films get a category than why not one for freaking scary movies?
Pamela Anderson was in full cougar mode as she prowled the catwalk at Richie Rich's fashion happening which featured the prerequisite tranny models dolled up over the top clothes. Growl, that's a freaking scary stare, Pammy. Barbwire 2 anyone?
Looks like Hollywood has responded rather quickly to my post "Can Jason Save Movies?" by harvesting some Spanish gold:
"The Hitcher" scribe Jake Wade Wall has written a remake of the 1987 Spanish horror film "Anguish."
The 1987 Bigas Luna terror follows two girls who, while watching a scary film, finds themselves in a horror movie of their own when their life starts to echo the film's plot.
Wall is writing the adapted screenplay for Sam Raimi's Ghost House Pictures. No director has been signed on yet.
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What happened my beloved Hollywood horror movies that used to make me freaking scream like a Banshee? Where have they gone? Overseas. Seems like Japan, the land of the rising sun, and it's neighboring countries are churning out some really high-end, quality horror flicks while Hollywood seems content to churn out remake after remake with today's release of Friday 13th (2009).
Yes, they've actually included the year 2009 in the title because this film has seen more makeovers than a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. Seems like Friday 13's Jason is the go to guy when it comes to horror franchises.
Actually, Jason's the James Bond of horror without the hot babe fringe. No wonder Jason's pissed off! But hey, any fighter knows that sex before the big match is a big no-no. And trust me, Jason the whole horror industry is counting on you to deliver a knockout hit. So, in the immortal words of Rocky Balboa "Cut me, Mick."
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It's really freaking scary how the whole world suddenly knew about Christian Bale's meltdown on the set of "Terminator." I guess "Big Brother" really is listening, huh? Okay, so it was some lame sound mixer who recorded the meltdown on the film set, but who told him to keep rolling sound after the take got interrupted by the futzing antics of the cinematographer? I smell a Hollywood conspiracy here. Shocking.
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Plane crash victims feasting on dead bodies sounds like a zombie horror film with a twist, except the film in question, Stranded: I've Come from a Plane That Crashed on the Mountains, is a documentary. A documentary film freaking scary?
Absolutely, the film interviews the sole survivors left from a 1972 plane crash in the Andes Mountains of Peru who resorted to cannibalism. Stranded: I've Come from a Plane That Crashed on the Mountains, is a riveting account of what drove these passengers to eat human flesh to survive.
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There's something about puppets that gives me the creeps, which I guess is a good thing since the movie, "Coraline" stars a cast of creepy puppets, with my gal pal Dakota Fanning voicing the lead.
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Nothing like a vampire movie on a dull, rainy Southern California afternoon, especially when said flick turns out to be a freaking scary gem like "Let The Right One In".
The title refers to the Morrissey song "Let the Right One Slip In" but also to the aspect of vampire lore which says that vampires cannot enter a house unless invited. Banshee wonders if vampires have to study these rules the way we mere mortals do for a driver's license?
"Let The Right One In", is a wonderful story of a young boy who befriends a neighbor girl who turns out to be a vampire. Complications ensue, but then they always do. Netflix it!
Heath Ledger must be spinning in his grave wondering how his blockbuster movie, "The Dark Knight," can not get no love from the Academy for Best Picture. No, instead a really lame movie such as "The Reader" garners a nomination for Best Picture. How is this possible? It's too freaking scary to imagine that a movie that grosses over a billion bucks at the box office doesn't merit a best picture nod. Is the Academy anti-box office or just anti-comic book? Perhaps, it's a mixture of both. It's a damn shame the Joker isn't around to settle the score.
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It's freaking scary that Crank 2 would release a trailer that gives so much of the movie away. Guess what, Jason Statham, the English Stallone, didn't die in Crank 1? Jason's cranked up and searching for his heart in all the wrong places.
Hey, Wachowski' brothers, butchers of Speed Racer, this how you make a cartoon movie - you make a cartoon movie! Astro Boy enters the matrix soon. Banshee predicts this will do business.
Boys with their toys. Who new GI Joe would get a movie before the world's most popular doll, Barbie? The fact that Hollywood thinks we want to see a movie like this is freaking scary. Viewers can expect more fighting than at a SAG board meeting.
The Lodger is an updated thriller about an old fashioned killer, Jack the ripper, with enough twists and turns to make you squirm in your seat. The Lodger arrives soon at the local cineplex.
The end of the world? Doomsday? Now, that's freaking scary. It's an idea the film trailer for 2012 exploits in a very subtle way. Namaste.
If I didn't own a dog, then I'd own a zombie. How can you not help but smile when you see these undead creatures roaming the streets, mini-malls and theme parks in search of some fresh fleshed throats to tear out?
Damn you, Francis Ford Coppola! Damn, you for making a Dracula movie that is so good that when you find it on the late night tube, you can't help but watch! It holds up well, except for Keanu's English accent, but at least it's Winona Ryder and not Sophia Coppola acting - whew! Gary Oldman performance as Dracula is amazing as a vampire haunted by the death of his true love centuries ago. Netflix it now!
In case you missed this pregame Superbowl TV spot for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. Thank god, I mean Michael Bay, for not giving us another Kate Blanchett English costume drama!
Dakota Fanning strikes me as freaking scary for some reason, crazy eyes, perhaps, but it's not good enough reason not to go see her latest flick, Push, which opens February 6th. Push is basically the Matrix meets X-Men with out the superhero spandex costumes. Bad guys want to harness our mutant good guys powers for no good. Who will prevail? Hollywood's hoping to stretch that answer into a trilogy. Push's action sequences pay "homage" to that sylized, Hong Kong fighting made famous by director John Woo. Worth seeing.
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